Aldi is selling a deadly water slide for just €14.99 and wow we need it

Take all my money.

So we're really in the throws of summer at the moment. It's July, the sun is shining, and life is pretty good in fairness. Well, I'm about to show you how life could actually be a whole lot better. The gorgeous humans at Aldi are currently selling a number of excellent water related special buys coming up. From inflatable floats and waterslides to kayaks and wetsuits, Aldi has got you covered for all water activities this summer. However, there is one particular item that stood out to us above all others. Ladies and gents, please let me formally introduce you to the whopper water slide, that your kids will just adore. Aldi is the cool water slide for just €14.99, if you feel like being a kid again.  It contains two-lane racing with fine spray water jets for optimum sliding - yes we said optimum.  The slide comes with a water-filled stopper to cushion the slide. It includes two surf riders, a flag, four pegs and a garden hose connector - how fun does that sound? There's also giant pool floaties - in the form of flamingoes. This extra large bird allows you to lie down, sun bathe, and totally relax while floating in a pool. Or any body of water really. The floaty device contains two air chambers and handles provide safety and comfort, while you float in the sun like a queen. It also comes with a repair patch - just incase. And if flamingos are not your thing, fear not, as there's a unicorn option too. Oh, and did I mention the fact that these babies cost just €25? Sure you could get the flamingo AND the unicorn if you fancied it!   These babies will be available in Aldi stores from July 14th.