Pizza meets fried chicken in KFC’s latest invention (we totally would)

Fried chicken or pizza? It's a fast food conundrum that can flummox the most seasoned of fast-foodies, but if you live in Hong Kong, the decision just got a WHOLE lot easier. KFC Hong Kong has unveiled a combination of both calorific treats; behold the Napoli Crispy Pizza Chicken.

Another cross-category effort from KFC: "Napoli Crispy Pizza Chicken" in Hong Kong. Uhhh, no. pic.twitter.com/2Vmg9PCfW2

— BurgerBusiness (@BurgerBusiness) June 30, 2015

A melding of KFC's Original Recipe fried chicken thighs and drumsticks and a marinara pizza, the finished piece of chicken is covered in a tangy tomato sauce and dunked in breaded cheddar and mozzarella, Luckily for our arteries, the Napoli Crispy Pizza Chicken is only available in Hong Kong outlet, but in any case: Colonel Sanders, we salute you.